A drug dealer decided to impress his friends by hiring a limousine for a big night on the town.

His first stop was at a posh suburban residence to sell some cocaine to a rather influential individual.

Hoping to earn a little extra profit by blackmailing his wealthy customer, the crook handed a camcorder to the limo driver and asked him to record the event for posterity.

The driver, a an off duty police officer, was happy to comply.

A man decided to break into an office building by cutting a hole in the roof. Everything went according to plan until he became wedged in a crawlspace.

He got stuck and was trapped for several hours before passers-by heard his screams for help.

He was taken to a nearby Hospital, treated for a dislocated shoulder and released into the custody of police.

Two brothers were visiting a new town when they decided they needed some drugs. The pair flagged down numerous cars and asked the drivers where they might find some crack cocaine.

The police were notified and, as you might guess, it wasn’t long before the brilliant brothers flagged down an undercover detective who arranged a “sale” for them.

The brothers were charged with conspiracy to possess cocaine and criminal solicitation.

A man filled out a check-cashing card at a store he intended to rob. He wrote down his true name, age, social security number and current address. He returned 25 minutes later, walked up to the same window and demanded money from the same clerk. Then he became so nervous that he ran out of the store without a dime.

The store manager told police who the man was and they picked him up at his home, two blocks from the store.

A couple of geniuses pulled into a bank’s drive-up lane, put their stick-up note in the pneumatic tube, pressed the button to send it in, then patiently waited in their car for the loot to arrive. The police arrived a few minutes later and arrested the pair.