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      • Firey Temper
        03/20/08
        A bungling bank robber, unhappy with his small haul, accidentally set himself on fire in front of stunned tellers and customers.

        The man walked into a Canada Trust branch in Burlington, Ontario, with a lit Molotov cocktail and demanded money.

        When the robber didn't get as

      • Mother Stickers
        03/13/08
        Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into a bank one day.

        Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "Freeze, mother stickers, this is a f--- up!

        For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled ove

      • My Drivers License Is In The Trunk
        03/06/08
        A Sheriff's deputy says “I was recently on patrol when I noticed three males drive a car into the lot of a liquor store, walk in and make a purchase. We have had many problems with underage drinkers so I waited until they drove away. I stopped them and asked the young male driver if he was old

      • Stealing A Cash Machine
        03/03/08
        Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck.

        Scared, they left the scene and drove home.

        With the c

    • February